It’s a fucking 1 dollar bill
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job